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1. Corporateworld! : they get the goldmine, we get the shaft -- Logos galore -- Fore -- NPM memo -- Getting a leg up on corporations -- Vernon Jordan's dream -- High-tech excess -- Happiness -- Class war : let's check the Doug Jones average -- How ya doin'? -- Statistical whitewash -- The lion's share -- How do you spell "Boss?" -- Ruth's bricks -- St. Peter -- A shining city on the hill -- The next best thing to slaves -- Labor Day -- Earrings on a hog -- 3. The media : like cats watching the wrong mousehole -- Liberal media, my ass -- The day Ted Koppel left town -- Tales of the tube -- The real media bias -- Synergy -- The people are revolting -- Alternatives -- 4. Pollution : "Status quo" is Latin for "The mess we're in" -- Those damn environmentalists -- Wrestling the world from fools -- Nimby -- Science -- Hogs, turkeys, and mad cows -- Uncle Ben -- Time magazine is killing us -- Coming clean -- 5. Politics : you don't have to be in Who's who to know what's what -- My daddy and other mutts -- I hate losing when we win -- Political math -- Advice -- Campaigning -- Church -- The day Jim Bob discovered democracy -- Look up -- Daddy's philosophy. |
